Thursday, November 1, 2012

All That Glitters

***Before I tell you about my bizarre dream, I want to tell you that both of my books are FREE on Kindle today. The Gates of Nottingham is here. So Many Secrets is here.

Last night, I dreamed I was crossing a vast desert. I was with about twenty young people and we were all dressed in drab khaki t-shirts and pants. There was one truck and on the back of it was one barrel of water. We had to walk because only four people could fit in the truck, which idled along next to us. The barrel of water was about one quarter full, we were only half-way finished with our trek, and already we were so thirsty it was painful.

Night fell and the wind began to howl in the distance. Terrified of a sandstorm, we crammed as many people as we could into the truck and into its bed. The unlucky huddled beneath it. We had no blankets, no tarps, no protection. The wind hissed closer and closer and, exhausted, I fell asleep.

When I woke, it was to cast my eyes on a beautiful forest. Sun dappled down from between the needles of California redwoods. From the bows of the redwoods hung Spanish moss. I sat up to see a large river, blue as the Mediterranean sea winding its way through the forest. There was a formation of blue rocks a little way up the river and the angry white foam which spewed up around it was the only interruption to the utter peacefulness of this mighty river. Back in the trees, away from the clearing where my comrades and I slept, thick heads of lettuce, chard, and cabbage grew as tall as my waist.

Others began to wake and look in awe around them at this strange forest. A thin, blonde girl sprang up from the lawn and dove directly into the water, eager to soothe the long days of heat and sunburn.

My comrades argued about how on earth we had ended up here and why the truck was left behind. “I don’t care,” I said, “I’m going to drink and drink and drink.”

I got up and walked into the river until I was submersed to my knees. The water was warm and crystal clear. I dipped my hands into it and drew the water toward my mouth, only to find that it was mud. Again and again, I tried but the water always turned to mud in my hands.

A scream caught my attention. My comrades pointed past me, so I turned to see the blonde swimming by the rocks. Above the rocks, an enormous crocodile, larger than any real beast swam toward her. We screamed at her as the crocodile slithered up the rocks to sun himself. She could not see him for the sun in her eyes, but she swam back to the banks of the river all the same and crocodile did not move.

Once it too swam away, I edged back toward the river and sat at the water line, starring longingly at the water that looked so pure but turned to mud in my hands. A huge nugget of gold lay to my left. Enchanted, I picked it up but it quickly transformed into a regular, blue rock, so I dropped it. Then, I saw that on the sandy bank, beneath no more than four inches of water were thousands of perfect almonds and cashews. I bent and pulled them out of the water and they turned to miniature pumpkins in my hands. Surprised that they did not turn into something worse, I laid them on the lawn where they immediately rotted into a black liquid.

Incredibly disheartened, I glanced up to see the blonde about to eat a leaf of lettuce from the giant plants just up the slope. I screamed that they might be dangerous, that everything here was rotted, warped, or was cursed and she might be poisoned. She brought the leaf closer to her mouth…

Then the dog jumped on my bed and woke me. Is that a heck of a dream or what? Was it some sort of unconscious allegory? All that glitters is not gold? All things are tarnished by human touch? I, personally, am insecure about ruining things? I don’t know, but that forest was one creepy Stephen King type of place.     

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

So Many Secrets Release and Contest

            This is a little belated, but So Many Secrets is now available on Amazon! As luck would have it, my scheduled release date fell during the week that I was transferred departments at work, and more specifically on the day that I had jury duty. It has been available since the 24th, as I announced it would be, but I am only now posting about it here and elsewhere on the web.
            To celebrate my second published novel, I am holding my first ever contest. Depending on how it goes, there may be more to come. The winner gets a free, autographed, first print edition of So Many Secrets and the chance to name a character in the second novel of my Northman trilogy.
            Contest Rules:
1. You get to pick a baby name! That’s fun, right? There are just a two caveats:
2. It must be a male name.
3. It must be correct to Scandinavia during the period 500AD-1000 AD. The novels are set between 816 and 820 AD, but I like to give myself leeway.
4. That’s it. I will check on the historical accuracy of the names. I do not claim to be 100% accurate all of the time, but to make this a little more difficult and to keep my writing in line, I don’t want this to be an anachronism. I will choose the name I like best. It’s going to be strictly a matter of taste, so please don’t assume you didn’t pick a perfectly lovely name if you do not win.  
If you do not want to wait, So Many Secrets is available on Kindle here and in Print here. The screencap on the print addition should be uploaded soon, but the cover is the same as seen on the Kindle addition and on my post below.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Three Time Author!


            I just put the final words onto my third novel, The Northman Saga: Prince Dead  last night! After reaching my 3/4 length complete and utter block, I finally sat down and finished it in two days. I knew I would eventually, because every time I almost finish a project, I decide it is the absolute worst mess of words to ever be put to paper and I quit. I almost burned The Gates of Nottingham manuscript in my fireplace when I was already 350 pages into it. That time, like every time, I buckled down eventually and decided that even if I finished the manuscript with “and then everybody died, the town burned down, and it’s all ashes now because I don’t care anymore”, at least it is an ending and I can edit it later.

            Of course, I don’t actually write that. Inspiration, born of desperation, strikes and I will complete the novel in the style that it is written. I have to wait a couple of months or more to start editing and usually I am surprised by how well I have done. Does anybody else do that? Do you have very little faith in you novel until you take some time apart from it? The surprise that I am actually a darn good writer is completely worth the months of anxiety it takes to write the final quarter and then ignore it.

I must say that this time it was wonderful inspiration that struck when I forced myself in front of my Microsoft screen. In six hours I wrote the final chapter, did some extra research, and found the name for the next novel in The Northman Saga. The second title will be Land of Battles and there is a very specific reason for that which you will have to read Prince Dead to learn. Sorry…

            As excited as I am to finally work on my goal of hopping on the trilogy bandwagon, I now need to dedicate myself to releasing and promoting So Many Secrets. To celebrate that here is the very first image of the book cover. Please let me know what you think:
Before I sign off, I should add that my final goal is to work on my social networking more. I know I don't comment on other blogs often enough, nor do I update Twitter enough. I'm thinking (hesitantly) of getting a phone that will allow me to do this on my work breaks/lunches. I'm a busy girl and it would help. Does anyone know of an affordable (think very affordable) phone plan that allows web access? I'd greatly appreciate your advice.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Hacked

For those of you following me on Twitter, I just found out that I have been hacked. I am not sure how to fix it at this time.

I am definitely not sending out weight loss messages and/or advice. I'm not sure what else has been posted and at this point, I can't actually access my account. I think there may be some fake pictures floating around. The only real pictures of me on the internet are on this blog and a few thumbnail profile pics. I think there are two variations.

I am very sorry if any of the messages that have been sent out under my name have offended anyone, as I'm sure they have, seeing as this is the work of a some sort of troll. I am going to work on fixing the situation and I will explain and apologize on Twitter as soon as I can.

All of the best,

Olene

Monday, July 23, 2012

Write What You Know


            “Write what you know.” You hear it all of the time. It is offered up as the ultimate kernel  of wisdom in this business, but what does it really mean? If authors followed it in the literal sense we would never have all of the wonderful fantasy novels that are currently so popular. Star Wars and Twilight could never have been the blockbuster franchises they are. After all, none of us knows what it is like to save a galactic empire or to love a vampire.
            That does not mean that the phrase has no literal meaning. After all, lawyers write some of the best courtroom dramas. Cops write procedural novels that fascinate us with their inside scope. Niche fiction, it could be said, is best written by those on the inside.
            Where does that leave the rest of us? What about the historical fiction writers? The fantasy writers? The science fiction writers?
            It leaves us with the human state. What do you feel? What do you do? What do you observe? Greed, jealousy, ambition, and love are all universal feelings. We don’t have to have been born in the 1800’s in order to understand Charles Dickens, nor do we need any more than a passing knowledge of the renaissance to gain a general understanding of Shakespeare’s plays. The reason for that is, of course, that times change, but people do not.
            It is often said that writers were the first psychologists and it is probably true. After all, Jane Austen remains popular to this day not for her themes of husband and fortune hunting, but for her witty insights into the folly of the human mind.
            It follows then, that to write what we know, in its most basic form, is to write what we experience. Take that fear from the first day you went to kindergarten, or the insecurity that you felt when another child bullied you, or the pain when you burnt yourself making breakfast this morning, or the attraction you felt to a stranger in the gym last week, then magnify, diminish, or warp it as you choose.

            Meanwhile, we must remember to do our research, so that if we have not lived through our plot, we can at least pretend we have.

            That’s my take on “write what you know”. What’s yours?

Monday, June 4, 2012

If Your Book is your Baby, What Kind of Parent are You?


(Disclaimer: This is meant to be all in fun, not a serious remark on any real parents out there.)

1. The Helicopter Parent: Do you worry over every little detail in your book? Do you stay awake at night wondering if your character should have pointed at the Dodge and said “this truck” or “that truck”? Which one sounds better? And if the hero’s eyes are green but he wears an orange tee-shirt at one point will that clash? Should he know this? Should the girl comment on it? Should he wear a button-up instead?

2. The “My Child Does Nothing Wrong” Parent: Do you hand out your book for edits and then send off an offended three page reply when somebody comments with something as innocuous as “If you switched these two sentences the cadence of the paragraph might be better.”?

3. The “Strict” Parent: You carefully craft character cards and a full, detailed outline before anything else is thought of or written. You write a specific number of pages every single day exactly according to the outline. You have a timeline in which to get this novel done and you achieve your goal.

3. The “New Age” Parent: You don’t really need to plan or edit. Everything is better in its original, organic form.

4. The “Neglectful” Parent: I’ll do something about it… eventually.

I have a tendency toward Neglectful Parent, with occasional bouts of Strict Parent. Does that mean my novels are going to need therapy?

I’d suspect that most of us are just “Normal Parents” with leanings towards some of these silly stereotypes. So tell me, to which do you tend do you tend to gravitate?

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Why Write


Why write? It gobbles up your time. Most of your social circle aren’t big readers and will never open the pages of your novel. The chances of getting published are slim to none, unless you manage to self publish and it’s even steeper walk uphill from there.

So why? Self-punishment? Boredom? When you tell someone that you are a writer that is always the first thing they want to know and the truth is that I don’t have an answer. I am not a romantic dreamer. I have no interest in “educating” the world. I am not a wealthy woman who needn’t work and can fritter away my time however I choose. I have plenty on my plate already.

A few options have been given to me as possible motivation for choosing an almost impossible career goal. The first is that, being surrounded by an extremely artistic family while being quite probably the only person to get a B- in elementary school art class (my only B- ever and I still resent it) made me seek out another form of self-expression. It is possible too that I was simply a bored teen with too few friends, who chose to invent a few in a way more sophisticated than simple childhood imaginary friends. There is always the chance that writing is the natural progression for people who love to read and I always have.

I am at my happiest when I am producing a large amount of pages and not even editing puts me off of my goals, so it must fulfill some sort of need. I do not know what that need is, though. Perhaps it is merely a need for distraction.

None of this, though, is a good answer. What about you? Do you, personally, have a good reason for this hobby/trade/passion?